Emotional Support Fries
2024-01
Fries Before Guys! 🍟💕
Ever had a fry so supportive, it listens to your rants without a single salty comeback? Meet the Emotional Support Fries! 🛋️🍟
These aren't your ordinary spuds; they're a squad of plush potatoes ready to soak up your tears, fears, and even your cheers. With each one sporting a unique expression, they're here to remind you that life's too short for bad vibes.
- 😊 Mr. Smiles keeps you grinning when you're winning.
- 😉 Winky is your sidekick for those "I knew it!" moments.
- 😮 Surprised Spud is always ready for your unexpected plot twists.
- 😎 Cool Tato' is just too fly to let any drama fry.
So why reach for the sky when you can reach for a fry? After all, carbs comfort the soul, and these plush pals don't even have calories! #CarbYourEnthusiasm
Pros:
- They won't judge you for double-dipping into your feelings.
- Always crispy with comfort, never soggy with sadness.
Cons:
- They might give your other comfort objects a case of potato envy.