Butter Toast Shoulder Bag

2024-01

Are you hungry for a statement piece that says, "I'm fashion-forward and I brunch hard"? 🥐 Look no further!

Introducing the Butter Toast Shoulder Bag - for those who want their assets buttered on both sides! 💼🧈

Crispy Couture: With a design so realistic, you'll have to remind your friends not to take a bite. 🚫👄
Golden Chain: So you can shine while you dine. ✨
Butter Compartment: It's not real butter, but it's a great pocket for your buttery lip balm! 💄

Pros:

Fashionably Toasty: Keep your style hot and your essentials toasted to perfection.
Spread the Love: A conversation starter that's sure to spread joy wherever you go.
No Crumbs: Carry everything you need without the mess of actual toast crumbs.

Cons:

Risk of Butter Fingers: May cause slippery hands from all the excitement.
Not Edible: Despite the delicious appearance, it's not a suitable snack substitute.